You: Why Don't You Ever Leave Oppo?

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
12/03/2018 at 22:19 • Filed to: Hot Takes, Delete delete delete

Me: There be red-hot anti-service-dog takes outside of Oppo

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WilliamsSW > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 22:26

Damn I thought for sure that dog was with him for the last 94 years

Alfalfa > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 22:29

A good boi is a good boi.

f86sabre > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 22:29

The first rule of Oppo, don’t be a dick, is actually a pretty profound philosophy. Most of the world hasn’t figured it out yet.

For Sweden > Alfalfa
12/03/2018 at 22:29

Not according to the third-tier private university graduates at Slate!

phenotyp > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 22:31

Duration of service is irrelevant.

The Dummy Gummy > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 22:39

Soooo 3.5 dog years. That’s a decent amount of fucking time by anyones standard. Why are people so miserable these days?

DipodomysDeserti > f86sabre
12/03/2018 at 22:42

Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.”

For Sweden > The Dummy Gummy
12/03/2018 at 22:47

Because they are bloggers

Given the dog is just two years old...six months is a lot of life for a dog. It may not be life long but so what?

Clearly, Slate thinks we were more interested in the late President than his latest and last dog.

Chariotoflove > The Dummy Gummy
12/03/2018 at 22:50

Absolutely.

wafflesnfalafel > phenotyp
12/03/2018 at 22:50

and some of the toughest 6 months...

ranwhenparked > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 22:55

Yes, because we all know it takes years and years for a Labrador retriever to develop a loving relationship with his human.

SHARPSPEED > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 22:56

Did someone post this in response yet?

phenotyp > wafflesnfalafel
12/03/2018 at 22:56

The completion of the statement is implied. Doesn’t matter how long you do it, it’s that you do.

f86sabre > DipodomysDeserti
12/03/2018 at 23:03

Also a proper foundational statement for any forward thinking people.

Matt Nichelson > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 23:09

I really wanted to say something witty or something sincere like I tend to do, but nah. F uck Slate

bshappy > For Sweden
12/03/2018 at 23:11

Its funny, sometimes Slate is fantastic (see both seasons of Slow Burn) and others it is a steaming pile of trash (see above).

Hi! My Name Is Rossssssss > The Dummy Gummy
12/03/2018 at 23:20

It is not Sully’s fault that dogs do not live 94 years!

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > For Sweden
12/04/2018 at 06:20

Breaking news: This dog hasn’t been alive since the early 1900s.

First rule sucks. All hail Rule #2!